absinthe/resolution

Feel as old as Philadelphia
This can't be good for my health
I've got the dowry of Mickey Mantle
An empty wallet, a headache and a cough
Hey, I think it's safe to say that for me
The novelty is wearing off
My knees look like lineoleum
And when I looked in I saw
My life there, swimming on the water

I don't have a solution
All I got is a New Year's resolution

The ice storm is coming in
Worst one in twenty years
The road crews are giving it all they got
Looks like I'll be in town longer than I thought
'Cause everbody knows
Planes can't fly with ice on their wings

You don't have a solution
All you got is a New Year's resolution