Congratulations on Your Wedding On the night I let you go he was playing Billy Joel's silly piano hits While I hid in my beer I'm sorry he exists and I'm sorry 'bout his wrists And I'm sorry about that Marriot's chandelier Only the good die young but we are all still here I saw your sister in Baltimore I didn't even talk to her I just stared in silence 'till she got scared I just stared in silence 'till she got scared I don't know Ukrainian but this cabbie can't be sane And I don't recognize the prize in my embrace Didn't you used to say storms are clouds that lost their way And Yonkers is the name of a real place I feel the sweat drip down my socks but I can't feel my face She pleases many men Acetaminophen In the morning when I'm yawning then I'm gone In the morning when I'm yawning then I'm gone After the third assault it seems the fights might be my fault And I'm bawling all too often when they're through Didn't you used to sing that a girl don't need a ring Now I need a ride and bail and less of you Don't you miss the horses and the mountains, well of course you do I see the benefit Of leaving Connecticut The next storm will finish the job for sure The next storm will finish the job for sure