Stolen Minivan with Romney 2012 Bumper Sticker The Bonneville salt flats smell like urinal cakes Where you're scaring the hoes in our usual haunts I'll scream into this mineshaft as long as it takes To get a response For the voice to awake Saintly husks, another reckoning come I'll sleep it off on their awful/offal chemical lawn Mormon blood tastes the same as anyone's Like a glorious dawn Like a rapture begun The sun sets on Utah kinda mean This suit is never getting clean It's a difficult, difficult sight Just a typical night, alright Reaping souls alone goes sorta slow I miss you more than you could know It's a terrible, terrible pain But this desert's fine without the rain/reign The Utah Jazz have a ridiculous name And Karl Malone is surely more monstrous than us I'll tear the aging flesh right off of his frame Grind his statue to dust Put his ranch to the flame I can tell by the tone of your texts that you're fentin' again To forget what we did for a bit before COVID and such I keep myself too busy to dwell on our sins At least not very much Or the hell sweats begin The sun sets on Utah kinda mean This suit is never getting clean It's a difficult, difficult sight Just a typical night, alright Reaping souls alone goes sorta slow I miss you more than you could know It's a terrible, terrible pain But this desert's fine without the rain/reign