Rand McNally's Lament Hey, no, we don't have to talk now Maybe I'll call you tonight or tomorrow Yeah I know this night is so hectic But I agree we got to, agree we got to Agree we got to catch up Yes, yes, I saw your work published My friends were all so impressed that I knew you Yeah, I know it's been to long And I guess that I, I guess that I I guess that I've missed you too Hey I'm sorry to take up so much space on your voicemail And I know you won't call back 'cause you so rarely do I just called to say that I got a map of the world Do you remember a place where we used to play When crickets sang to townships at the end of the day? Back when I was a man and you were a girl Hey, yeah, I still got to thank you For putting me up in the city that night Please give my regards to your parents And I hope all your friends are, hope all your friends are I hope all your friends are alright Do you think that we're hollow people Did someone suck out our insides? How did we make the transition From kids who do stuff, from kids who do stuff From kids to adults who do lunch? Do you remember a boy who once stood in my shoes Who thought he knew himself and thought he knew you? If you see him please tell him that I got a map of the world Do you still believe in God? 'Cause I think that there is a special place in hell for fake bitches like you And fake assholes like me will most likely end up there too